... down came the rain and he drowned. BAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
Not a terrible day! Woke up in some pain... must have slept weird. Took my pain pill and I was better... but it made my nose itchy. Been raining off and on, which is kinda nice. I love the smell of rain. Only thing that sucks is we have a swamp cooler and when it gets this humid, it doesn't work very well.
Little Miss Muffett sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey... down came a spider, who sat down beside her, and she ran to get the Raid.
Starting tomorrow, I sit on the edge of my proverbial chair waiting for the call from Charleston. I'm quite excited and nervous all at the same time.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore... but a Wal-Mart moved in right next door selling them for 10% less and she had to shut down.
Today I Learned: A 3 pound human brain burns 20 times as many calories as 3 pounds of muscle. For a baby, 87% of it's energy is used by its brain. Pretty cool!!! Shows why babies learn so much and absorb information so quickly.
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers... Probably got paid minimum wage.
In honor of Mick Jagger's birthday today, the Washington Post re-printed their 1964 review of the Rolling Stones. Freakin' awesome. That's one of the coolest things I've seen a newspaper do to honor someone. Kudos to them...
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe... She must've been on welfare.
A friendly safety reminder...
Ok! I think I'm done for tonight. New Tosh.O is coming on. Having a funny evening!!!
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